I'M A MORON, YOU'RE A MORON, WE ARE ALL MORONS…
I'M A MORON, YOU'RE A MORON, WE ARE ALL MORONS…
“Not the brightest crayon in the box..”
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“Not the brightest crayon in the box..”
THE DUMBEST GENIUS IN CRYPTO
Legend says $MORON started with 1 Billion tokens… and immediately lost half of them trying to “send them to the moon.” (He literally sent them to an unverified address.) This isn’t just a project, it’s a public safety announcement.
Our dev? A moron. Our community? A bunch of lovable morons. Our mission? Make so much noise in crypto that even our moms hear about us
TOKENOMICS
SUPPLY
1 BILLION
Because a billion sounds cooler than 999,999,999
TAXES
0%
We’re too moronic to tax you.
LIQUIDITY
LOCKED
LP locked. Key’s gone. Please stop asking.
NETWORK
SOLANA
Because we heard it was cheaper and didn’t read the rest.
HOW TO BUY
1
Get one of them Solana wallets, like Phantom or whatever, write down the secret words or you’re cooked.
2
Go to Jupiter or Raydium, connect your wallet, paste the $MORON CA like a true degen, and pick SOL → $MORON swap.
3
Approve the pop-up, wait two seconds, then flex to your friends that you’re now a proud $MORON holder—even if the chart looks dumber than you.
BECOME THE MORON YOU WE'RE BORN TO BE
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Disclaimer
$MORON is a meme token made just for fun!
Disclaimer
$MORON is a meme token made just for fun!
THE DUMBEST GENIUS IN CRYPTO
Legend says $MORON started with 1 Billion tokens… and immediately lost half of them trying to “send them to the moon.” (He literally sent them to an unverified address.) This isn’t just a project, it’s a public safety announcement.
Our dev? A moron. Our community? A bunch of lovable morons. Our mission? Make so much noise in crypto that even our moms hear about us
TOKENOMICS
SUPPLY
1 BILLION
Because a billion sounds cooler than 999,999,999
TAXES
0%
We’re too moronic to tax you.
LIQUIDITY
LOCKED
LP locked. Key’s gone. Please stop asking.
NETWORK
BASE
Because we heard it was cheaper and didn’t read the rest.
HOW TO BUY
1
Download the MetaMask extension from the official website and install it in your browser. Fund it by transferring Based Ethereum from an exchange or alternative on-ramp and swap it to BASE chain.
2
On Uniswap, connect your Metamask wallet, select BASE in the “from” field and $MORON (using our contract address) in the “to” field, enter your desired amount, and press Swap.
3
Verify your transaction status in MetaMask under the "Activity" tab or on Basescan using your Base address. You import the token to your MetaMask by pasting in the contract address "CA".
BECOME THE MORON YOU WE'RE BORN TO BE
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